Miscellaneous

Playful Food Descriptions

Honey: A delectable nectar of sugary, syrupy confection. One smell can hypnotize. One spoonful can satiate. One bottle can stave off hunger. To look at honey is to look through an amber amulet silkily oozing droplets of eye candy. It’s a festive exploration of what makes our mouths water and stomachs growl. It’s an ancient remedy and a modern marvel.

Potatoes: Don’t threaten me with a good time. The food that fought famine. The chameleon of every food group. The savior of every holiday. You want a potato that’s sweet? Done. You want it deep fried and crunchy? Say no more, little fry. Are you covering it in gravy and cheese curds? You bet your poutine! There’s nothing a potato can’t do and nowhere it can’t insert its starchy versatility. Potatoes are the Chuck Norris of food and dare you to an arm-wrestling fight.

Croissant: Flaky, buttery, delicate layers of pastry that elevate every table they grace the presence of. A true masterclass in perfection, a croissant will make your mouth water at the mere sight of it. Your fingers, slick with salty butter, will beg you to lick them as you daintily pull layers apart and reveal the moist warmth that emanates from within fluffy pockets of air. This elusive, rare treat will fill your soul as much as your stomach.